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Runoff From Rogaine Factory Improves Trout’s Self Image (www.theonion.com)
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[–] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago

If fish had hair like that, I'd have a massive fish tank, rig it up so everytime they swim out of a certain rock Dangerzone plays.