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Anon visits a coworker (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] people_are_cute@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 10 months ago (2 children)

What's a "khv wizard"?

[–] PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.world 33 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Kissless handholdless virgin. Basically “never been kissed, never held hands, never had sex.” There’s a running internet joke that if you’re still a virgin by the age of 40, you get rewarded with wizard powers.

[–] zaphod@feddit.de 16 points 10 months ago

[–] zipkag@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Kissless handholdless (I've seen some say hopeless} virgin

[–] Zaphod@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I thought the h stood for hugless.

[–] Mandarbmax@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

I've seen it used for either. KHHV means both.