this post was submitted on 12 Nov 2023
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[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Okay, if I... if I chop you up in a meat grinder, and the only thing that comes out, that's left of you, is your eyeball, you'r- you're PROBABLY DEAD! You're probably going to - not you, I'm just sayin', like, if you- if somebody were to, like, push you into a meat grinder, and, like, your- one of your finger bones is still intact, they're not gonna pick it up and go, "Well see, yeah it wasn't deadly, it wasn't an instant kill move! You still got, like, this part of your finger left!" NO I'M NOT GONNA PUT YOU INTO A MEAT GRINDER. I'M NOT GONNA PUT YOU INTO A MEAT GRINDER. NO. I'm making a reference to the fact that, like, if I, like, if I were to get fucking KILLED... I don't know, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'. If- if- okay, if you were to- okay we're gonna take humans out of this, if alien Globgobglobgo 1 fuckin' shoots a disintegrating ray at alien Globglo 2, if there's only fucking TEETH LEFT, it's- it's fucking you're dead, you're dead.

"If I were to put you in a meat grinder," goddamnit, it's so fucked up! You understand what I'm sayin' though, I'm not actually saying that I'm going to put somebody in a meat grinder, goddamnit. Whatever.

[–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This was so completely unexpected but I knew exactly what it was and it went exactly as it did in my mind in the first few words.

[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Iirc the context was Jerma's chat was telling him that he needed to level health and that there were no instant-kill moves in the game; which was why I felt like it was appropriate.

I love that man