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[–] fullkitwanker@aussie.zone 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can you do (offers 30% of listed price)?

[–] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If that offer came with a commitment to actually pick up within a reasonable timeframe I'd say yes!!

[–] fullkitwanker@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Can you deliver please? I don't have a car and you live in the middle of bumfuck nowhere

[–] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago

A bus stops right outside my house. It runs a very inclusive service, anyone can use it. Even you.

[–] 6368_39162@aussie.zone 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 3 points 1 year ago

If you actually have 28 children and one (and only one, not part of the set of two) leg, I will be happy to deliver and provide the item free, in exchange for a photo suitable for social media which will gain me much acclaim for my wonderful giving nature. Should you be unable to produce the 28 children for a photo, or in fact have more than one leg, delivery will be $273 on top of the item cost.