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Eminem's Mom's Spaghetti Pasta Sauce sells out within hours (eu.freep.com)

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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I hope they dump out the sauce and wash the jar. I don't want to think of 10-year-old jars of sauce with the lid popped up showing obvious pathogens on the inside sitting on people's shelves as collector's items.

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

^ There’s vomit on his sweater already

[–] at_an_angle@lemmy.one 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

^ Mom's Spaghetti