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Cruelty-free Haunted House Only Features Ghosts Who Died of Natural Causes (www.thebeaverton.com)
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[–] FoundTheVegan@kbin.social 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When I die I'm just going to haunt a N64. Plug it in at your own peril and watch in horror as I select Oddjob with a golden gun.