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Bishop quits job and apologises after 'all-male orgy in rectory goes wrong' (www.express.co.uk)
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A Polish bishop has apologised as he confirmed his resignation weeks after a sex worker passed out at a hidden orgy, allegedly organised by one of his clergy.

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It's alleged the orgy was arranged by Tomasz Zmarzly, the parish priest, and with several other clergy showing up to take part.

Polish press alleged that a participant, a 27-year-old male sex worker, passed out at the party after "overdosing on erectile dysfunction tables" at around 1am.

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The individual is claimed to have recovered in hospital and later discharged himself.

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[–] Emperor 36 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I have questions...

Like would the bishop have been bashed if the orgy had gone right?

[–] rubikcuber 27 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I'm sorry to say I clicked on the link.

"overdosing on erectile dysfunction tables"

I have more questions.

[–] Emperor 25 points 1 year ago

They're like times tables but harder.

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

They mean it when they say, "please call 911 if erection last more than 4 hours." by the fifth hour of salad tossing and having to hold his breath, he was near death.

[–] 15liam20 5 points 1 year ago

There is always a danger when taking hard drugs.

[–] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 2 points 1 year ago

Probably oak, since it's a

Hard wood 😎

[–] LazaroFilm@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That… that was my question.

[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Probably a typo of "tablets." They mean Viagra.