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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens (www.theonion.com)

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[–] moody@lemmings.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Comparing it to cars just makes it even more obvious. You need a license to drive one. If your eyesight is too bad, they won't let you drivr. Your doctor can advise against you driving for many reasons and your license gets revoked.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Also you need insurance which I think would be great for any gun owner anywhere.