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U.S. Warns A Gaza Ceasefire Would Only Benefit Humanity (www.theonion.com)
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“We know there are voices across the world calling for a ceasefire, but what everyone needs to understand is that the only people who stand to gain from halting the bombing campaign are people who deeply value human life,”

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[–] aniki@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

None of those are big words. Eat your onion and shut the fuck up.