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I don't think it'll stop ass gas
Definitely not, but it might make it less toxic for everyone else. Like a catalytic converter for your anus.
Oh my god. A butt plug that contains something that breaks down the fart smell. From what I can tell the stink component of farts (hydrogen sulfide) can react with a carbon catalyst and oxygen to produce elemental sulphur and water. So you just need a butt plug with an activated charcoal filter plus something to bind the sulphur to eliminate the smell. Even better, because your fart is passing through the chambers of the butt plug there will be no noise. So every fart will be silent and stinkless.
It's worth a try, depending on relative dimensions and lube supply 🤷