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Anon discovers the secret to staying thin (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Cookiesandcreamclouds@lemmy.world -3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have one because I have disordered eating actually, and needed to stop killing myself with food.

Oh gee, all that and nowhere does it say that an insult equals 3,500 calories! It's the words that make you fat! I should have known. /eyeroll

[–] ParsnipWitch@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Trying the pitty party now? Being miserable doesn't excuse you to try and make others feel miserable.

[–] Cookiesandcreamclouds@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago

Oh, I'm happy- because I'm not obese anymore. Will still point out other's fat logic.