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Anon discovers the secret to staying thin (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] JasSmith@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That’s when you use your evolved prefrontal cortex and stop eating the fried chicken anyway because you’ve already had three pieces.

[–] Cookiesandcreamclouds@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But but you don't understand!!! The evil food scientists make it so that the taste is completely Irresistible to the fattest of people. /s

Yup. Just because you CAN eat 10 cookies does not mean you should.

[–] Crazypartypony@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Food addiction and other types of eating disorders are a thing. Your comment is pretty insensitive.

[–] Cookiesandcreamclouds@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Yeah, I'm aware- because if I didn't recover from mine I was going to die.