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Israel Military Reports It Was You, The Reader, Who Blew Up Hospital (www.theonion.com)
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GAZA CITY, GAZA—Following conflicting accounts of a horrific attack on a Gaza hospital, officials from the Israeli Defense Forces released a new statement Wednesday that claimed it was you, the reader of this very article, who committed the act of terror.

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[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 55 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I am disgusted by my actions.

[–] Wakmrow@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Before we start this thread can we all agree to condemn your actions?

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I am ashamed of my words and deeds.