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Israel Military Reports It Was You, The Reader, Who Blew Up Hospital (www.theonion.com)

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GAZA CITY, GAZA—Following conflicting accounts of a horrific attack on a Gaza hospital, officials from the Israeli Defense Forces released a new statement Wednesday that claimed it was you, the reader of this very article, who committed the act of terror.

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[–] livus@kbin.social 249 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Damn the Onion is on fire lately.

[–] photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And all it took was a human catastrophe.

[–] fleabomber@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago

Crazy-laugh-cry

[–] brewery 13 points 1 year ago

So true, its keeping me slightly more sane (less insane maybe more accurate) about the whole mess

[–] cybervseas@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

So is Gaza.