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[–] Satelllliiiiiiiteeee@kbin.social 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not to sound like a doctor but if you're going to put something in your butt make sure it has a flared base

[–] Peaty@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And the flared base is not the side that goes in your ass

[–] sik0fewl@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

- I don't know what I'd do if someone shoved a paddle-handle up my ass!

- It wasn't the handle! I've been shitting pancakes ever since!