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Lung extensions (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to c/memes@lemmy.ml

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Image of a hand holding a small business card. Card reads:

Dr Crobar’s Lung Extensions Shh! Don't tell anyone I handed you this card

With extended lungs you can: • Scream longer • Breathe harder • Brag about extended lungs

This procedure is not legal but I will do it for you. Do not tell the police or my family

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[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 26 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Finally I can finish a cigarette in a single breath

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

You spelled joint wrong.