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Anon recalls the infomercial that awakened something within him (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 11 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@lemmy.ml

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[–] squiblet@kbin.social 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

for me it was this weird guy on public access in New England who made this weird diagram that reminded us of D&D. He smoked a pipe and we called him Dr. Bob, but I have no idea who he really was.

[–] jdf038@mander.xyz 14 points 11 months ago (2 children)

So he turned you on sexually? Because that's what you seem to be implying.

No judgment. Just curious.

I'm sure Dr Bob was sexy af though

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Between the salt and pepper hair, petite yet sharp cleft jawline, tailored midnight grey suit that clung to his shoulders, and the gentle affectionate smile he wore every time the pipe crested his lips, yeah, he awakened some feelings. Don’t even get me started on his hands because I don’t know what they look like, I made this up for attention on the internet.

[–] jdf038@mander.xyz 6 points 11 months ago

Fake Dr Bob has my attention 🥵🥵🦢

Ignore the swan emoji. It was a typo. I'll keep it

[–] squiblet@kbin.social 4 points 11 months ago

I suppose that in context that's what my comment would imply, but it's not really what I meant.