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this post was submitted on 21 Sep 2023
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I think people just watch movies like Aladdin or whatever and think monkeys are cute and harmless. They're wrong. Monkeys are vicious little monsters. Stay the f away from monkeys.
Source: I was sort of lightly attacked by a monkey and I wasn't even at a monkey attack beach
And the most vicious of them, are the hairless ones
Um ackshually, they're apes
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You don't have to tell me, I saw that video of a monkey casually scalping a dude in a single swipe.