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Family Unaware Dad’s Fallout Bunker Only Has Enough Supplies For One Survivor (www.theonion.com)
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[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago

“They’d never make it in the cruel new world that’s coming. Letting them die quickly with everyone will be a mercy.”