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Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender (www.theonion.com)
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[–] clanginator@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

My favorite was the last:

"His long hair and tight pants make him too feminine for me to view him with any empathy."