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New iPhone 15 Includes 12 Animal Sounds And Colorful Lever (www.theonion.com)
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[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com -2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh no not the downvotes!

What’s my other fucking choice then?

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Whale ink, goat feather and rice paper

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Rice doesn’t have paper.