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New iPhone 15 Includes 12 Animal Sounds And Colorful Lever (www.theonion.com)
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[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The Tim Cook goes...

"Good moOOorning!"

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The Steve jobs goes "fuck the newton"

[–] eltimablo@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

Ironically, the ARM chip in the iPhone only exists because Apple tried to make the Newton.