Programmer Humor

32601 readers

356 users here now

Post funny things about programming here! (Or just rant about your favourite programming language.)

Rules:

Posts must be relevant to programming, programmers, or computer science.
No NSFW content.
Jokes must be in good taste. No hate speech, bigotry, etc.

founded 5 years ago

MODERATORS

AgreeableLandscape@lemmy.ml

cat_programmer@lemmy.ml

2057

Ideas for programming rizz? (i.imgur.com)

submitted 1 year ago by tromars@feddit.de to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

247 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] olafurp@lemmy.world 260 points 1 year ago (8 children)

I forked an opensource project to add a couple features for my wife. 😊

[–] some_designer_dude@lemmy.world 135 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And? Did she accept your, err, pull request? 😏

[–] olafurp@lemmy.world 87 points 1 year ago (3 children)

"LGTM, merged" 😏

[–] dukk@programming.dev 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Remember kids, always use protected branches.

[–] dodslaser@feddit.nu 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pushing directly to main just feels better.

[–] doppelgangmember@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I prefer "master"

[–] lseif@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

and remember, no means no. if git doesnt want you to merge, dont --force it

[–] Quik@infosec.pub 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

*dont --force it, you mean.

[–] lseif@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

is that not what i said ?

[–] mac@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

😂

[–] doppelgangmember@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Divorce be like, merge conflict, divergent branch..

Lol

[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 1 year ago

This is the kind of love I need in life 💜

So cute! And practical!

[–] agent_flounder@lemmy.one 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

For half a second I read this as "to add a couple of features to my wife"

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 1 points 1 year ago

Plankton, from Spongebob, would.

[–] Caboose12000@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

this is actually cute as hell

[–] lemonadebunny@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 year ago

Well, where's the fork?

[–] MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

That's true love.

[–] jelloeater85@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

That is so wholesome ❤️

[–] mryessir@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 year ago

Are you One of the holy masters mentioned on the credits page yet?

*lowershisleftknee*