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The spots might be helpful for baby tigers?

Break a leg!

I was just talking about Chilean Sea Bass and how much I detest fish in general!

This new name puts me off.

This is Facebook. It casts no reflection.

Eminem?

Expecting corporations to “solve important problems in the world” is foolish though. You should expect your government to tax them fairly so that they can work on people problems and maybe it takes corporations a few years longer to afford their own fleet of nuclear power stations.

Spraying water seems too tame. Next time spray horny bug pheromones so they multiply like rabbits!

Respect to yo mama.

Of course there isn’t. They lost the Civil War and while y’all shoulda finished the job, they’ve been trying to get back at everyone since. The fact that there are confederate flags flown freely is insane to me, an outsider. Truly the ultimate “cuckolding” — they attempted to murder you en masse, lost, but still parade like they won, without consequence.

Way too much tolerance of the intolerant.

What fucking motive could possibly excuse abandoning entire states’ worth of people who were devastated by something outside their control?

If you vote for Trump, you’re a dumb piece of shit. It actually is that simple. You may not think you’re dumb or a piece of shit, but at a federal level, you’re both.

“Just in, this rare Laurentian ‘brown’. Renamed ‘cocoa’ in 1978 for political reasons, this one turned up outta nowhere at auction last week. Anyway, yours for 500 rupees.”