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Clever Comebacks

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[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Call your doctor, here is his phone number: 555-1234Honytawk

I will answer wearing a moustache.

[–] Sharkwellington@lemmy.one 10 points 1 year ago

You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.