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Clever Comebacks

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[–] Steeve@lemmy.ca 35 points 1 year ago (4 children)

As someone who literally shits gold, not even I pay for twitter! (It's a real condition I swear)

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Call your doctor, here is his phone number: 555-1234Honytawk

I will answer wearing a moustache.

[–] Sharkwellington@lemmy.one 10 points 1 year ago

You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Unless you eat that much gold, you either have a supernova in your stomach or are violating the laws of thermodynamics

[–] Steeve@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 year ago

You're not a thermodynamics cop are ya?

[–] RIPandTERROR@beehaw.org 9 points 1 year ago

Shit on me daddy

[–] Texas_Hangover@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

How many shits do you have to take to buy a case of beer?