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Scientists Successfully Teach Gorilla To Buy Beer For Underage Teens (www.theonion.com)
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[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.