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Republican Presidential Candidates Undergo Mandatory Genital Checks Ahead Of First Debate (www.theonion.com)
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[–] InevitableWaffles@midwest.social 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Just one grope, as a treat.

[–] theodewere@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

grope the grapes.. that's what they say in Italy.. i made that up..

[–] cjthomp@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

And when you're famous, they'll let you!