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Republican Presidential Candidates Undergo Mandatory Genital Checks Ahead Of First Debate (www.theonion.com)
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[–] RedQuestionAsker2@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

Pretending this would phase them as if these freaks wouldn't love to whip their dicks out for hog fanfare