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submitted 1 year ago by AnthoNightShift@lemmy.ca to c/offbeat@lemmy.ca

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Sorry to those like me who had their money on "Fell out an open window".

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[–] Emperor 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

In the deathpool I had "slipped and got a coat-hanger hook up each nostril".

[–] Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

TBH it was an open window that caused the crash...

[–] Emperor 2 points 1 year ago

And he may have mad coat-hangers onboard...

[–] AnthoNightShift@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

DANG! I like that one, i'll put money on that next time!