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[–] lemann@lemmy.one 40 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Me: Hmm, about time I bought a phone

Siemens: I gotchu

Me: a laptop would be nice to apply for jobs

Siemens: Gotchu there too

Me: Just got a City Planner job, wonder who I can buy some trains from

Siemens: Gotchu again bro

Me: Nuclear power plant to power the trains?

Siemens: We don't sell those anymore, we've gotchu with steam and solar power plants though

Me: Just bought a house, need some kitchen appliances...

Siemens: Gotchu bro

[–] CrabAndBroom@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 year ago

Me: I need a TV and a Smartphone

Samsung: No worries man

Me: I could also use an artillery barrage and a few tanks

Samsung: Well now that you mention it...

[–] woodenskewer@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
  • I'm automating this manual process and need a PLC and a couple variable frequency drives?

  • We've got just the thing.