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I'd pick the person. (lemmy.world)
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[–] Drusas@kbin.social 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Roaches can cause respiratory problems, but I'd take that over potential murder and rape.

Also, I would be very disappointed in my dogs if they didn't notice a person living in the attic. You can find a ball by scent--you'd better notice a person creeping around!

[–] Flughoernchen@feddit.de 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

A person creeping around? That's just Paul, mate. You know Paul, he's been living in the attic for years. Stupid human, doesn't even recognize it's own flatmates.

[–] Drusas@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago

Very possible thought line for one of my dogs. The other doesn't trust anyone without endless cajoling.

[–] radix@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Paul

is that the name of the faceless old woman who secretly lives in your home???

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

My dog would have just befriended the person and convinced them to bring him snacks.