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[–] Aesthesiaphilia@kbin.social 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"wtf are you on about? Oranges have been banned for 10 years."

"I'm eating one right now."

"You're a liar, prove it."

"I'm not going to take a picture of myself for you. What kind of idiot thinks oranges are banned?"

"Oh yeah, prove they're not."

"Prove oranges aren't banned by the government? How the fuck?"

"See, I rest my case"

"You fucking idiot...[3 hours of research and case law into it being legal to eat an orange] here you happy?"

"Oh well they banned them in my country (of 6 people)."

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

At least they didn't ban apples.

Not that I want to compare apples with oranges but...

Well done, good joke