Also you can build a tolerance for spicy food, I am in the unfortunate position that my mouth is much more tolerant than my ass (that I do not have the gene to digest capsaicin is a curse I levy upon my ancestors)

[–] Nepenthe@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That's the weird thing that got me just a couple minutes after posting this, and I just sat there for a while, staring into the middle distance.

I am a sadomasochist that needs my salsa to be mostly yogurt.

You can build a tolerance, I know. You're literally burning your pain receptors out temporarily. But the kind of determination I appear to need to get there. How am I the world's worst bitch

[–] JustAManOnAToilet@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

mouth is much more tolerant than my ass

Protein powder (I use the Orgain pea protein stuff) + banana + ice + milk/milk alternative all in blender. I don't question the dark magic of this concoction, I just appreciate it after going a little overboard with the scoville units.