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As an owner of children, I approve this message (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 year ago by MobileTechGuy@lemmy.ml to c/memes@lemmy.ml

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[–] Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 31 points 1 year ago (24 children)

Yeah ok I'll just fucking have my kids put down at the vet before I go on holiday! Get a fucking grip!

[–] Mercival@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Honestly? You should.

[–] thorbot@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Thanks, Satan!

[–] oregoncom@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

They should put soulless freaks like you down. Having empathy for literal babies is a basic requirement for a human being.

[–] itsJoelle@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Right?

I just fly Delta cause parents can't afford it 🤷 Problem solved.

[–] TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I miss Delta. I always flew Delta, but my wife likes to be frugal.

[–] MYCOOLNEJM@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago (20 children)

Were you forced to have kids at gunpoint?

Logical solution to this is to wait until your kid grows up a little bit and stops crying for no fucking reason. You can still travel with your toddler if you really want to, but use your own car. I don't get the reason to take a kid this young, to travel with you, since he's not going to remember anything anyway

[–] thorbot@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Yes I’ll just load my kids up into the car and drive across the fucking ocean to see my family.

[–] scubbo@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Because, as we all know, the only way of travelling across the ocean is by plane.

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[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

It won't kill you to not go to Norway for a couple of years

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[–] PseudoSpock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 year ago

That would solve a lot of problems... You should get on that.

[–] hihello@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

People have families lol

[–] MYCOOLNEJM@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

We all have families...

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[–] BlackNo1@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

yah please do no one wants your little shits around.

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