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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] Maddie@sh.itjust.works 91 points 1 year ago (7 children)

This setup was 100% for kinky purposes

[–] SomeoneElseMod 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Do you think you have to climb onto a chair and then over the counter to get in it? I can’t see any other way.

[–] athos77@kbin.social 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There was a picture of this place on reddit a while back. There's a hall behind the wall on the right, and there are stairs going up.

[–] SariEverna@lemmy.ca 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I found it! I found the reddit post, and here is the other picture that was linked. It's apparently a place called Carr Manor in Cripple Creek.

Edit: Here's the site for Carr Manor, not sure which suite it is, though.

Another edit: Found it! Second from the bottom, the Governor Ralph Carr Suite. There's even a third closer angle that confirms there is a door back there, but it doesn't seem possible to isolate it so I can link to just it. Just follow the Carr Manor link above, scroll down to the suite and you'll be able to flip through the photos, but it's basically just the imgur photo taken from the other side of the couch.

[–] Maddie@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I imagine so, unless the angle is blocking an entrance from the back, it does kind of look like the tile may start curving around to an opening there.

[–] SomeoneElseMod 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

As unsexy as I find a bath in the kitchen/diner to begin with, the idea that you’d have to scramble over the counter to get in makes this set up even funnier for some reason!

[–] WestyFlyer@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Not to mention that tile would be super slippery when wet.

[–] Emperor 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

super slippery when wet.

Is that the remastered version?

[–] FatLegTed 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

FLAC.

Of was that the sound of your junk slapping on the counter as you clamber out?

[–] Emperor 4 points 1 year ago

That's very kind of you to suggest my junk is capable of slapping anything.

[–] deadsenator@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

Be careful with your beverage on the dismount!

[–] lagomorphlecture@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is it even a full sized bath? Maybe it's just the perspective but it seems small like you would have to stand in it, although idk maybe that's what they were going for.

[–] SomeoneElseMod 5 points 1 year ago

I assume (hope) that it’s not the only bath in the house. “Kids come and eat your breakfast! Ignore Dad climbing over you with his dangly bits out..”

[–] Emperor 8 points 1 year ago

These people sex.

[–] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"Would you like some eggs and and a cup of tepid bathwater?"

[–] Retrograde@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago
[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Omg imagine if the hot tub was full of tea and you served yourself with a ladel. Warm, bubbling tea.

[–] ikapoz@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

I could stand to hear a little more.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 4 points 1 year ago
[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Do you think it was part of the morning routine??

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago

Or the world's biggest party esky