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Italian man crushed to death by thousands of falling cheese wheels (ground.news)

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[–] Axiochus@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

I wonder what the protocol is for the cheese. Like, how much do you salvage? You'll obviously want to save as much as possible without grossing out customers. Maybe you let the family eat the cheese most responsible for the death, as a kind of scapecheese? Or you do a reverse firing squad kind of deal where the cheeses are cleaned and randomized to share the blame.