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"I'm gunna get that little ass"

Like how would that make you feel as a man?

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[–] boxcar@exploding-heads.com 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

its not a secret any more. ;)

[–] Sexypink@exploding-heads.com 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You gunna get in on spankin them cheeks?

[–] boxcar@exploding-heads.com 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

im to old for that fun now a days. i was talking to my dog and hes sorta interested.

[–] Sexypink@exploding-heads.com 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] boxcar@exploding-heads.com 1 points 1 year ago

ironically i call him boner. hes always got a red rocket betwixt his hind legs when he sees a long distance cycling person. i showed him footage from the recent tour de france, dog humped my leg for two days and ruined by left boot.