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I secretly have buns of steel.
I've always done some serious athletic things at times. For example, I took on long distance cycling and would ride for hours and hundreds of miles of hard riding over hilly terrain. Lately, I've been going for 4 mile walks every day I have off with my son (in his stroller), and over this summer I've had like 11 days off at a stretch, so I did a lot of walking.
It adds up. Then someone decides they're gonna be funny and they hit a brick wall where they expected a pillow.
its not a secret any more. ;)
You gunna get in on spankin them cheeks?
im to old for that fun now a days. i was talking to my dog and hes sorta interested.
What the hell lol
ironically i call him boner. hes always got a red rocket betwixt his hind legs when he sees a long distance cycling person. i showed him footage from the recent tour de france, dog humped my leg for two days and ruined by left boot.
Oh my God ha ha ha lol that's funny