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Movies vs life (lemmy.world)
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[–] milkjug@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I have been trapped in vi and I don’t know how to escape.

Send help.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You're trapped in vi

I'm trapped in ed

We are not the same

[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

?

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

(I was making a joke about how if you screw up in ed it just prints ?)

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago

🥹 Smart enough to know ed exists, too dumb to get the jokes

[–] masterairmagic@sh.itjust.works -1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

just reboot the machine. problem solved!

[–] TJmCAwesome@feddit.nu 3 points 1 year ago

Just the way gran-pappy did it! Hot dang!

[–] nogrub@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

you can not escape vi

[–] masterairmagic@sh.itjust.works -1 points 1 year ago

one does not simply leave vi