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Also this guy. He's special, and I worry about his kids.
"attempting to summons me... but I'm not dead" Is the judge a necromancy cleric?
“Attempting to summons me but I’m alive not dead” made my morning—hilarious. On the flipside, actually dealing with these so willfully obtuse people must be maddening.
Was he being summoned by a medium?
Look, I'm not Dracula, so this summons means nothing. Sigh…
Hahaha I am glad you like.
My person = me. Presumably if I punch him I can't get done for assault as he isn't himself and doesn't really exist. Muppet.
His kids I honestly worry about. One time they tried to tow his wife's van because of him trying some dumb cancellation of debt nonsense he was doing. It's one thing when a single weirdo does this, but the kids are actually in danger.
I had a coworker many years ago who had ultra religious parents, who haughtily told her they would not attend her wedding in the future as her boyfriend wasn't Christian enough for them, but they also took out credit cards in her name and racked them up sky high. These fringe belief people are really dangerous.
For most of these that I see, I can kind of make sense of what they are going for, even though it's all complete nonsense but this one has me stumped.
I've worked helpdesk and I got a knack to understand wtf someone is talking about.
You see, you summon spirits of dead people to appear, like when you do a séance.
They are not dead, so they just need an invite.
Which is obviously wrong because you don't get an invite to appear in court, they should have requested an order or a mandate to appear.