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[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 67 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Big if true

... (well, bigger than zero at least)

[–] RustyNova@lemmy.world 47 points 5 days ago (2 children)

if true

[–] Wild_Mastic@lemmy.world 26 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

or else

[–] passiveaggressivesonar@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

do while

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

(i = 0; i < data.length; i++)

[–] passiveaggressivesonar@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

i = 0 - data.length;

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 16 points 5 days ago (1 children)

else then

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

btw you put a hashtag then space to make your text big. You can do more hashtags up to 6 in a row to make them smaller:

h1

h2

h3

h4

h5
h6

(h1-6 is the way you call them in html)

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

all the same size

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

might just be your client then

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 2 points 4 days ago

I do find it funny the spacing is larger though

https://i.imgur.com/nLJuFwZ.png