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Trolley problem (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 48 points 1 week ago (3 children)

“You and your entire family” means “All life on Earth”.

That should make the decision somewhat easier.

[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

If you make it "all human live" it starts to look quite attractive again

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

By my definition, family is who you treat like family.

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

I try to treat everyone I meet like family

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 4 points 1 week ago

I thought seaweed didn't have a common ancestor