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Anon experiences German humor (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

An argon atom walks into a bar. The barman says: "We don't serve your kind here. get out". The argon atom doesn't react.

[–] brotundspiele@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A neutron walks into a bar and asks: "How much for a beer?" The barman says: "For you, no charge".

[–] Thelie@sh.itjust.works 14 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Oh hey the German version of this joke is also one that doesn't translate! "A neutron walks into a bar. The bartender says: Sorry, only invited guests." In German, "geladen" means both "invited" and "charged".

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 7 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

A neutrino walks into a bar. The bartender asks what it wants to drink.

"Oh, nothing, I'm just passing through."

[–] shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit@sh.itjust.works 1 points 50 minutes ago

An ion walks into a bar.

"Barman, barman, I lost an electron here last night" "Are you sure?" "Yes, I'm positive!"

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 3 points 3 hours ago

Two drunks walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 4 points 19 hours ago

Okay that's actually really funny