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[–] inlandempire@jlai.lu 29 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

What's yellow, and waiting? Jonathan.

e: i promise it's not racist

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] inlandempire@jlai.lu 41 points 1 day ago (1 children)

In french, Jonathan sounds like 'jaune attend' (yellow waits)

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

omg

I was trying to make it work with German

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

yeah, a while ago they tried that in france as well

[–] tobogganablaze@lemmus.org 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Life is like Belgium. Sometimes you just have to push trough it.

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 6 points 1 day ago

Pffft.

And people say Germans have no sense of humour.

[–] inlandempire@jlai.lu 4 points 1 day ago

Hahaha what would it sound like in German? gelb warten?