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Oh, you're a polyglot, but what skills do you have?

Oh, you can paint and write music, but what SKILLS do you have?

Oh you design bridges, but what skills do you have?

You know, it's really interesting you're a medical fucking doctor, but WHAT SKILLS DO YOU HAVE MOTHERFUCKER?

WHERE ARE YOUR SKILLS? I NEED SKILLS, WHAT SKILLS DO YOU HAVE, YOU ARE SKILLESS, YOU DO NOT FIT IN TO OUR CORPORATE CULTURE, PLEASE PAY US MONEY FOR HAVING TO CONSIDER YOU

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[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 11 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Checks you say? Do you know CRMs?

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 11 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

rolls d20 ... 10

"I confidently know several Customer Relationship Managers, and specific experience in Salesforce workflows that enabled my team to accelerate customers to convert."

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 6 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Customer Relationship Managers

specific experience

Salesforce workflows

enabled

my team

accelerate customers to convert.

c-c-combo Breaker

pants jaw drops to the floor

awooga

heart beats visibly from chest

That’s at least 8 different skills, holy wow!!! Let’s go have lunch!

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 7 points 14 hours ago

d20-ah-fuck

Stealth check failed

You awkwardly watch as I dip under the desk and crawl out of the office