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Anon gets rid of crackheads (programming.dev)

submitted 19 hours ago by ICastFist@programming.dev to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] reallykindasorta@slrpnk.net 35 points 18 hours ago

I lived in a run down part of town a few houses down from a crack/coke distributor in college and once a friend locked himself out of the car. Before we could even panic someone popped out with a hanger and opened it in like 30 seconds. Crisis averted!

Also got pulled over on my own street regularly though (“you looked nervous”) and my dad almost got arrested when he was dropping off plants (cacti and flowers).