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[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Can coca cola please gift him more non-diet cokes so he can get diabeetus and die

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 0 points 7 hours ago

That's kind of a terrible thing to say. I wouldn't wish death or diabetes on anyone.

With that being said, Coke and Pepsi are slowly killing America

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago

Or just Diet Coke laced with polonium.