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[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm trying to work out what that is. The ability to, uh, do everything on that list? If so, I will also take 3 scoops please.

[–] figjam@midwest.social 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You know, standard stuff like food transmutation, turning into a swan to get laid and having fire come out your mouth when you get mad.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

Maybe it comes with the burden of cosmic knowledge, so all the fun human-level stuff doesn't seem worth doing