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Anon is devilish (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 22 hours ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 14 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

True Chaotic Evil:

2 extra nuggets for one kid, 1 short for the other.

Let the games begin.

[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 8 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

That’s easier to rectify. The parent will just take one and give it to the other so there’s an equal amount. But with an odd number you either have to go Solomon or pick a kid, or eat it yourself and draw both their ire.

[–] __nobodynowhere@startrek.website 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

(or cut the nugget in half)

[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 1 points 7 minutes ago

Hence the “go Solomon”

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

That's the kind of sacrifice I will take upon myself if it can teach my kids a lesson.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 hours ago

Better yet, give them the option on how to deal with it, and if they can't reach a deal in some time frame, eat it yourself. Throwing it in the trash makes them both feel like nobody wins, but me eating it means I win and they both lose.

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 hours ago

Fuck the milgram experiment i wanna watch this!